Net Tranny

For those not familiar with Net Nanny, it’s a parental control program. You see lately my father thinks I’ve lost my touch with the accepted norms of society (took you a while to figure that out eh?), me being the anti-social and all, and after having told my aunt, his sister, to have an open fucking mind, yes I included the magical sentence enhancer (:    … he got… worried?

So then he installed this piece o shit program, that does nothing but block out some of the blogs I visit! (no, I’m not talking about the blog that talks about sex, hehe although I do drop by there from time to time hehe) but even normal blogs like Lady Divine! How gay is that? -.-

The first time he installed it he left to the East, where he works, so I took the liberty of restoring my PC back to the previous day, Before Net Nanny, and everything was fine 😀

But then!
He was getting back!
And I needed to get the program back, so I thought, it’s a simple matter of restoring to After Net Nanny, but noooooooooooo!
Microsoft had to be gay enough to disable access to restore points from a previous month -_-

For those not familiar with a restore point, it’s basically a point of your computer’s existence to which you can revert to incase all hell breaks loose (:

So then I had to re-install the motherfucking thing! (miss nanny is now going to block my blog for swearing -.- ) So I created my own account and installed it (Dad was still on trial anyway) and to my luck it used the settings that were already in the program folder
😀

The only good feature in the whole thing -_-
So now this stupid piece o shit filters out porno, hate/violence, gambling, drugs/alcohol, intimate apparel(wtf?), Proxy (Doh!), illegal activities( eh? ), Adult/Mature (how is this a different category to porno? ) and yeah that’s about it…

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So that’s what nanny looks like… but you see…
I’m known to quite a lot of my friends as a comp whiz, known to one of my close friends (practically a brother) as “PC Doctor” 😛
So when my PC’s sick, I fucking heal it -_-
hehe so I went to Download.com and got one of my old pals back on this bitch!

AK Programs’ Actual KeyLogger!

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So I enabled this knowing fully well that my Nosy ass dad would be checking on the program some time along the week, and he did, and muahahahahaha I got his fucking password, you can see it up there, next to the bit I’ve sprayed out. I’m sorry I had to spray out my dad’s email, in case one of you self righteous bastards tries to inform him of his sons recent escapades, get it Escape Aids xD

Lame, I know.

So now, free of the stupid motherfucking WHORE! that is Net Nanny, I am basking in all my glory listening to the soothing sounds of Emiliana Torrini (:

Woo Hoo!

I am God of this PC.

Don’t mess -_-

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Comments
10 Responses to “Net Tranny”
  1. timeseye says:

    ok…how old are u?:-)

  2. Are you really?!

    And the last few sentences remind me of that clip in Mean Girls where that Asian guy is like “How do you like me now?!” 😀

  3. St.Fallen says:

    err..
    okay
    I haven’t seen that movie
    or that part
    and I don’t want to -.-

    Yesh, I am seventeen (:
    Why would you think otherwise? 😛
    do I seriously seem older =/
    haha followers of the blog from its humble beginnings will know how old I am (:
    Look for the post “Chapter One The Early Years” hehe

  4. lady divine says:

    it blocked MY BLOG???? how dare that nanny do that??!?!?!?!?!?!!? hmpf!
    I’m just glad you found a way around it! 😀

  5. Dylan` says:

    “yes I included the magical sentence enhancer (:”
    aaahahaa…loved that line.
    I like this sorta entries…U should do more of em,I for one think there fucking A…
    Net nanny….
    X)

  6. gutterflower says:

    🙂
    LOL!
    btw, is your blog blocked as well?

  7. St.Fallen says:

    haha
    finally you comment!
    yes actually, it’s been blocked probably because of this post 😛
    hehe
    but it’s disabled now so no worries (:

  8. Prageeth Thoradeniya says:

    Headshot mate. Headshot. 😀

  9. reeve says:

    i’m gald my parents don’t know jckshit about computers…
    xD

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