Operation: Cheer Up MoM
So we went to Buba today, me, MoM, Jerry, and Pani Bunis. Mr. Hakuru was the “planner” of the event, and when we got there we found out that there would be a private party at 3, with the emphasis on private. So we had a few hours, and two big sticks of weed, namely, Momma Bear and Papa Bear. MoM chose Papa Bear, so now we know she’s gay, and still a man(now there’s an accomplishment).
She doesn’t get stoned, I’m not even going to bother with the details, it’s just… pathetic. The Mess-AIYA of Madness is so grim, dark, and morbid, that marijuana has no effect on her. Oh well, I was high, I wasn’t complaining. Or rather, I couldn’t, ‘cause you know when you’re high, you can’t seem to get just the right words out?
I open my mouth, with the words in my mind and go :
*blank stare *
Yeah, so then Papa Bear was passed over to Jerry, who swiftly grasped it by its er.. joint, and deftly planted it in his mouth with such skill that Hugh Jackman would feel ashamed. And he held in with both hands, locking it between his lips, taking it in with such finesse, KaluSudda would be ashamed (inside joke, you’re on the outside, bitches).
And then it was back to me, an I… was high? I dunno. Can’t remember, sorry. Short-term memory ends there, yes Gay-haan, you were right about Sex, Drugs, and Alcohol, want a prize?
So now I shall resort to twitter, to remember what I was upto (ah, technology).
So here’s the ‘trip’, tweet by tweet:
is off to Buba (:about 5 hours ago from DestroyTwitter
is at Buba, waiting on two idiots to show up. @DelilahSays Berry’s been spending an awful lot of time with MoM 😛about 4 hours ago from mwd
@PapareBoy I want to cover you in ants, kithul and mi kiri! xDabout 1 hour ago from mwd
(then it gets all poetic, yes Pani Bunis, you inspire me ♥)
Humans look to nature and learn from the analogies. Nature looks to humans, and what do they learn?about 1 hour ago from mwd
To burn, rape and pillage those of their kind? To let their own brethren walk the front line? What do they learn? What have we preached?43 minutes ago from mwd
If they are our disciples, and we are that to them, where have we led them? Where have they fled?42 minutes ago from mwd
It is Human Nature, and never Nature Human. I guess we know why you can never get a perfect circle.40 minutes ago from mwd
is stoned. And feel like I’m wearing my glasses, when I’m not! Aah nice, wet wind 😀39 minutes ago from mwd
guy sitting next to me in the bus is trying to read my tweets. GET YOUR OWN ACCOUNT, it’s Free!38 minutes ago from mwd
met with an accident, getting off a slippery footboard. Worst introduction EVER!35 minutes ago from mwd
ah cold rain on my busted head washing away the blood.34 minutes ago from mwd
people come to help, mostly trishaw drivers. The ones in cars are busy being civilized beings!33 minutes ago from mwd
Blood is gone, I look pale, my scalp has been cleansed by rain. They carry my body, in not an ambulance but a bus, and take the down the …31 minutes ago from mwd
long road home. As I watch, my body lie still, I see now all that I have been. And as I glance, back to that bus halt:29 minutes ago from mwd
God, damn it. I shouldn’t have twittered!29 minutes ago from mwd
is performing CPR on his phone. BREATHE! Damn you Nokia! Damn you to hell you Finnish bastard!17 minutes ago from mwd
Yeah, so the moral of that story is: don’t tweet while crossing the road, especially when it’s raining. Oh and, Messaiyya doesn’t get stoned. This turned out to be Operation: Get MoM stoned. and the result:
Actually it should say, “looking” but I’m too stoned to do anything about it. Use your imagination. Oh, and everyone I’ve mentioned, no hard feelings, yeah? 😛