The Papare Falls (Illustrated)

Yesterday me, Whackster, Jarry, Papareboy, Unsilent, Realskullzero and His P-ness met up at the Fort Railway Station ready to head to the hills. We got our tickets for the 6 o clock train and got to Kandy by 10. During the course of the train ride we managed to go from awesome seats to the single seat things that faced the opposite direction of movement, which made it feel as though we were travelling backwards. And then the guys went over to the footboards and howled every time we went under a tunnel, and shouted in filth at each other, whilst little children screamed.

some aiyya footboarding

some aiyya footboarding

Once we were in Kandy we called Gehan and planned to meet him at the Cargills in town. We headed over there and he hadn’t arrived yet. So we looked around a bit. The streets were filled with people who had come the previous day to save their seats for the perahera… on the pavement. We decided we’d check out Kandy’s one and only mall, of two shops. All we did was wait at the entrance until Gehan showed up. He did and he shook everyone’s hand and went on with his rehearsed tour of Kandy. We headed over to Devon’s to grab something to eat as papareboy was starving, and we always do what he wants. We all had beef burgers, which were surprisingly good for just 40 rs, and then orange and blackcurrant juice… mmm.

So then we ditched Gehan who claimed his family were heading over to Nuwara Eliya so he couldn’t join us. Pffft… as if. Later on we noticed him tweeting from TweetDeck, clear evidence that he was at home, and not at NE. But no one cares about Gehan, except for Jerry.

We then hailed a trishaw to get to the seminary, which was what brought us all to the hills. We were heading to a place called Monte Fano, that His P has visited many years ago. We asked the trishaw driver to take us to the seminary, he dropped us at St. Mary’s. Which is a church. We then took a bus to the “right place” which turned out to be the wrong place, and didn’t look like Scotland. So it seemed that the trishaw driver did indeed take us to the right place, His P’s memory is just really crappy and not too good with directions. We decided to have lunch before heading to Scotland.

Before this we smoked up a few J’s, one of them rolled in chocolate paper… mmm. Papareboy had none of it, as usual, but continued to act weird as he always does. We were walking down a hill when he suddenly burst out water at Whackster’s and Unsilent’s backs in a fit of laughter, which threw everyone else into a fit of laughter and assorted WTF’s. So we found a place for lunch, and while waiting for our meal decided to play the silence game. Now if you’ve never played this game before you should, it’s fucking awesome ๐Ÿ˜€

@stfallen is high

@stfallen is high

We managed to hold it until the food arrived, even with all the tweets, which soon ended as Whacko stated the next tweet would be the loser. In the end one moron stood up looking at the plates of fish and chicken rice and curry, staring at one and pointing, “hmm… fish?” He lost. Two meals were to be bought by him. He was me :/

We then ate, the food was good, the chilli was hot. Like really hot. So hot that His P-ness turned red. After eating we headed to Scotland, but not before smoking up a couple more J’s. On the way (or maybe it was after) we came across a bakery joint and decided to grab some water and sausage buns. The sausage buns were awesome, ’cause they were straight out of the oven and even had sauce on the inside. Yummm… but the best part came later. We asked for a kimbula bunis, and we all shared it. HOLY FUCKING MIDGET SHIT! IT WAS THE BEST GOD DAMN KIMBULA BUNIS ANY OF US HAVE EVERY HAD! IF YOU EVER GO TO KANDY JUST GO FOR THE KIMBULA BUNIS AT THIS PLACE!

It was soooo sweet… and crisp… and just… mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Or maybe we were just really stoned, ’cause Unsilent was gone, he couldn’t even walk. Then again Papareboy loved the kimbula bunis too, but maybe that’s just cause he’s Pani Bunis. We will never know.

@stfallen is alone.

@stfallen is alone.

We got to Scotland, it was… different. There was a massive stone church, which was pretty much the main attraction. The place looked pretty cool, though we did see better scenery somewhere else along the trip, this was pretty sweet.

erm... Scotland? O.o

erm... Scotland? O.o

We left Scotland and looked for a place to have a bath, cause Papareboy kept insisting he felt dirty after that kimbula and everything. He then asked a trishaw driver for a place and we headed over there.

The Scenery

The Scenery

Turned out it was an hours walk at least, so we decided to wait for a bus. Yes, Kandy has busses, surprising, I know. While waiting we had thambili at some dude’s malli’s place. That dude was keeping us company, and could clearly see we were quite stoned. We quickly denied any such thing. We think he believed us. Maybe we had the bunis after Scotland, I can’t remember. Anyway, the bus came and we all headed on over to the place we’d bathe.

It was a long ride and then we had to climb up a rock stream to get to the spot. It was difficult. The rock’s were slippery, the water was ice cold, there were a few leeches here and there, and some steep rocks to climb. But in the end, it was worth it. I wish I had a picture with me to show you, but the guys should upload them soon, I’ll add them then. This place was beautiful.

@stfallen @thejester100 climbing

@stfallen @thejester100 climbing

The rock was about 10 feet high and basically a waterfall. The water was about 3 feet deep, and freezing cold like you wouldn’t believe! We all stripped down to our shorts and headed in. One by one we turned into floating popsicles, all except for Unsilent who had a cold. It was amazing, just lying against the rock and letting the water pour onto you with so much force and at that temperature. It was probably the best part of the entire trip, and made everything else worth it, even meeting Gehan.

We decided to call the spot Papareboy’s Biannual Bath. But to me it is The Papare Falls ๐Ÿ˜€

Papare Falls

Papare Falls

Unsilent rolled up another J whilst we were freezing our asses off. Everyone rushed out to smoke it, except for Papare who was humping the rocks.

murder of @stfallen attempt #2

murder of @stfallen attempt #2

The stuff was good. Like, really good. So we got stoned, again. We headed back the way we come, all dressed and shit, obviously ๐Ÿ˜›

@stfallen electrocuted

@stfallen electrocuted

We then took a bus to the town, and once we were there bought a whole load of vade’s. Whackster made the purchase, but not before brawling with the dude behind the counter. There was filthy language used, fists thrown, purple faces, and broken bodies. We left leaving a beaten and bloodied semblance of a life on the road. Whackster just laughed maniacally at the thought. We all ate our vade’s without saying anything. It was that time of the month for Whacko, and the blood was spilt (pun intended ๐Ÿ˜€ )

Someone then led us into a bath dansala (free rice, not free showers, moron). We all served full plates of rice, manioc curry, ambarella, and parippu. All except for Jarry, who was disturbed by Whacko’s actions, and feared for his life. So we all ate to our heart/stomach’s content and headed off. That was pretty much our dinner, eaten at 6 o clock.

We got into an AC bus headed to Colombo, it was brand new too. Chocolate Cream biscuits were served and everyone got comfortable with their placing, though Papareboy started crying about how he didn’t get to spend enough time with Gehan. Later on during the trip Jarry found him wanking off mumbling something about Gehan’s arms. Jarry was jealous. I was fast asleep. I slept like a baby, actually. Unsilent couldn’t get much sleep, poor guy, he needed it more than me.

Sleeping Like Babies

Sleeping Like Babies

I woke up in Colombo and got off the bus. Jarry had left already sometime back, he apparently couldn’t take it anymore. We then said our goodbye’s and split up. Me, Unsilent and Whackster, the Ratmalana boys, then headed to a Kaluthara bus and made our way home.

I find it kind of hard to believe we did all that in one day, with no real planning at all. We were practically lost for 2 hours too, and in Kandy, you can’t get lost in Kandy! By lost I mean we weren’t sure where we were headed, we knew where we were, it’s Kandy for fucks sake. The whole thing was His P-ness’s ย idea, and damn it turned out to be an awesome one!

Pictures have been added (courtesy of PapareBoy and TheWhacksteR)
and yet:

The Whackster's Lair

ah aiya!

The Whackster’s Lair! Discovered in Kandy, and yes, he is from Kandy ๐Ÿ˜›

More pictures (taken by TheWhacksteR) :

25 Responses to “The Papare Falls (Illustrated)”
  1. MiddleChild says:

    seems to me like all you did was to eat and smoke ! ๐Ÿ˜€

  2. PseudoRandom says:

    Wow, that sounds like quite a trip. I’m keen to see how similar to Scotland this place is…have any of you even seen Scotland?! ๐Ÿ˜€

    And LOL Jerry showed me that pic earlier but I’m still giggling ๐Ÿ˜€

  3. Jerry says:

    It was the seven O’clock train.

    And it WAS bloody brilliant. Await longer comment later…

  4. Dude, we had the buns AFTER Scotland. :p


  5. sabbyaz says:

    Sounds like fun =)

  6. Gehan says:

    lol yes we didn’t go, but u guys were sposed to msg me when u got back from ampitiya.. ๐Ÿ˜›

    and what the #!*@ is this about Papare Boy and Jarry?! never meeting u morons again…….

    glad u guys had fun ๐Ÿ™‚ and hilarious pic btw … ๐Ÿ˜€

  7. TheWhacksteR says:

    ambushing a man right when he walks out the bathroom. F*)*(*S!

    btw, you missed the part where a certain someone decided to moon everyone in the bus ๐Ÿ˜€

  8. It’s amazing how some of the finer points concerning St.F have missed this account,
    But others will write too, ok probably not like scotland. But still pretty neat!

  9. chathuraw says:

    Wow… Looks like you guys had a great time. But I thought when you said Kandy you were going to stay for the perahera :-/

  10. Cadence says:

    You went to Kandy and didn’t stay for the Perahera????!!!!! *Ok yes I’m jealous*

    Glad u guys had a good time ๐Ÿ™‚

  11. Rannelee says:

    Silent game? ump you actually played that? should have being there…

  12. James says:

    You guys don’t eat much do you?

  13. stoners sightseeing kandy…hahaha ๐Ÿ˜€ that would’ve been quite the picture. ๐Ÿ˜›

  14. Having a dip parts sounds FUN! =D

  15. Nefarious says:

    aiyo!! i also wanted to come =(
    you guys had the best i guess.
    post pics ok?

  16. realskullzero says:

    Hahaaaa..that was fun!!! man…and then there was the moon!! it had to be a poya

  17. Makuluwo says:

    LMFAO! Man, hilarious shizz. Lucky bastards.

  18. Chavie says:

    unplanned trips FTW! ๐Ÿ˜€

  19. Black Rose says:

    Indeed. Lucky Bastards. I’m in for the next one ๐Ÿ™‚

  20. Superb! Next time take me!!!!!!

  21. The Optimistic Cynic says:

    I’m jealous.

    I hate you all.

    Ok, I’m done whining. :]
    Next time take me!! ๐Ÿ˜€

  22. Jerry says:

    To all. We’re going to mirissa tomorrow. Come!

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